Tuesday, March 13, 2012

A Tina Fey quote to brighten your day

"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling."

- Tina Fey
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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 24, 2012 at 11:37 AM

    The quote was good until she said: "Kim Kardashian". Augh!!!!

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  2. UnknownJune 11, 2012 at 7:05 PM

    Hey Anonymous... It's comedy, it's satire, it's wit. She's not praising that person -- read it again.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 18, 2012 at 12:02 AM

    Some people don't have a sense of humor, you've just got to accept it....

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  4. Ruth MadisonAugust 17, 2012 at 9:57 AM

    Hahahaha! That's fantastic.

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2012 at 2:32 PM

    Tina Fey also shames sex workers.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 8, 2012 at 12:44 PM

    She's making fun of Kim K.

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  7. Per EdmanOctober 24, 2012 at 3:31 PM

    I appreciate that she rounded her description with the expectations on breasts being entirely artificial.

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  8. AnonymousDecember 20, 2012 at 9:32 PM

    Pssst im a unicorn.
    ~(•-•)~ what now?!

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  9. kwadraticJanuary 13, 2013 at 11:50 PM

    hips like a 9 year old boy, Kim K and American fat kids.....quite possible

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