Sex and the City is one of my all-time favourite shows. I've watched all six seasons over and over again, and I never get sick of it.Last night I was revisiting season 3, episode 9, aptly titled Easy Come, Easy Go. In the episode, Samantha is sleeping with this guy, Adam, who has "funky tasting spunk," and eventually she refuses to give him another blow job. This, my friends, sets the scene for possibly the best quote on blow jobs ever.
Adam: C'mon, give me a little BJ! Up and down a couple of times, you're done. It's easy!
Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning, and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a "job" for nothing.
So true!
Ha! It's kind of perfect!
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ReplyDeleteEver wonder what happens in Dr. Fires Lab when everyone is gone for the day? When the lab coats are hung, robots powered down and doors locked, do things just cease to exists? Well not to Stavros the janitor. This is his time to shine. He had worked in other labs before but none like this one. Ashley 3000 is normally kept in her charging chamber but tonight she had been left out as Dr. Fires had to leave in a hurry. In the middle of cleaning the lab he inadvertently bumps the object under the sheet with his vacuum. Ashley 3000 turned her head and spoke to Stavros. He was in shock but replied politely to this mechanical beauty. He knew they made some kind of robot things there but had never seen anything like this before. It looked so life like. She again spoke and asked him what he was. He said he was a janitor. Ashley 3000 said "that does not compute and to please define." He explained what he did and then said that he should go and he should not be talking to her or he would get in trouble. He turned and started to make his way out of the lab. ASHLEY 3000 After Hours
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