Tuesday, March 13, 2012

A Tina Fey quote to brighten your day

"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling."

- Tina Fey

12 comments:

  1. The quote was good until she said: "Kim Kardashian". Augh!!!!

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  2. Hey Anonymous... It's comedy, it's satire, it's wit. She's not praising that person -- read it again.

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  3. Some people don't have a sense of humor, you've just got to accept it....

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  4. Tina Fey also shames sex workers.

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  5. She's making fun of Kim K.

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  6. I appreciate that she rounded her description with the expectations on breasts being entirely artificial.

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  7. Pssst im a unicorn.
    ~(•-•)~ what now?!

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  8. hips like a 9 year old boy, Kim K and American fat kids.....quite possible

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